ALERT! MAJOR ISSUE GB STAFF ONLY, TOP SECURITY CLEARANCE REQUIRED

[Kevin K]

We'll keep everybody updated, if things go like how we are planing CEO's might be recieving a memo soon

Edit: Speak of the Devil

unknown entity: ::incoming message, origins unknown::
amseroo77: ::accept::
unknown entity: you are the sub creature Kevin?
amseroo77: yes
unknown entity: i am a loyal servant of my masters
amseroo77: lovely
unknown entity: i have been told you would consider me a class IV
unknown entity: oh, i meant VI
amseroo77: class six very very interesting
unknown entity: i do not know what that means nor does it matter
amseroo77: what news from the world of gozer
unknown entity: ::bows:: I was asked to seek you out. You will provide us with information.
amseroo77: and what info do you seek
unknown entity: should you not help us, you will live (for a short time) to regret it.
amseroo77: i will help but i have to know the question before i can give the answer
unknown entity: i understand, just letting you know the consequences. you may have fooled the others, you do not fool me. I do not totally trust you.
amseroo77: well thats good, trust should be earned not freely given i respect that
unknown entity: however i do trust my masters and this is why we are communicating. We need you to help us carry out your plans. send us all information you have on time travel.
unknown entity: your-our
amseroo77: i have bad news, we dont have time travel
unknown entity: you're telling me it is not possible?
amseroo77: no i am telling you we dont know how yet
unknown entity: their is information on how it could be done?
amseroo77: no real research has been done
amseroo77: at least not that i know of
unknown entity: that is unfortunate, it puts Dr. Shandor's and tje master plan at a halt.
amseroo77: what do you need from the past
unknown entity: subjects. you do not expect me to tell you more
amseroo77: no i do not, i thought they were going to have enough subjects when i helped blow the grid networks
unknown entity: good. they might, i suppose they need more.
amseroo77: what if i could blow all the grids in the north american continent
unknown entity: you lie.
amseroo77: do i
unknown entity: i don't know
amseroo77: with the computer age everything is connected
unknown entity: you do not think we know that already?
amseroo77: the containment units are connected to each other if one blows the others are notified triggering them to increase power and go into lockdown preventing catastrophe
amseroo77: of course the program could be changed
unknown entity: i will relay that to the masters. you are suppose to shut a few down anyway when they are ready.
amseroo77: why shut down a few when you can shut them all
unknown entity: you are a smart sub creature
amseroo77: thank you
unknown entity: Gozer will probably want to time travel anyway.
amseroo77: there is a theory i heard about once
amseroo77: about how to time travel
unknown entity: go on
amseroo77: the theory was that if you were able to fly around a large star at speed faster than light a "warp" speed if you will the energy produced would slingshot you through time
unknown entity: that is helpful, if the masters approve, research will commence
amseroo77: it has never been tested here of course as we are not currently able to achieve the required speeds
unknown entity: we might be able to. we have methods of space travel between conquered worlds
amseroo77: i do not know the equations needed for the event i am afraid
unknown entity: that is fine. i am sure someone in the dominion will figure it out
amseroo77: i am sure Gozer's Dominion will sufice
unknown entity: and conquer.
amseroo77: of course
unknown entity: if not, if the master chooses, we'll come to your world present time
amseroo77: of course, makes perfect sense, your master is wise
unknown entity: of course she is, she's a god
amseroo77: How could i forget
unknown entity: i must go now, you have been helpful
amseroo77: you are welcome, i hope to be of service again
unknown entity: you will be if its required
amseroo77: indeed
computer: beep ::connection terminated, replaced by a foreign logo::
amseroo77: computer:: analyze logo
computer: ::logo unknown::
amseroo77: great
unknown entity: computer: please restate command
amseroo77: cancel command
computer: beep

Now i dont have to tell you that they are getting smarter. The obviously are trying to make sure i am legit. I think i have passed so far. What the worst part is the Time travel issue. I believe i had heard about some research being done in GBI's R&D but i dont know. I hope they like researching my sugestion maybe they will bring us some humpback whales if ou get the joke.

Now i know there really isnt a inter ECU connection but they dont know that. It all has to do with "Endor Ender" if we can sabotage their time travel methods (which we HAVE TO DO) they will be coming here from space.

The plan is as follows, please feel free to make sugestions. They think all the ECUS will be down when they arrive, to achieve this we will need to use some Crystalized ectoplasm to emit a high pke signal towards space faking the same kind of wavelength as if the ECUS were destroyed. some hologram projectors are going to be needed as well to complete the effect. When they get here hopefully they will think they have basically won. Thats when we get them. I'd almost like to have a team in space to block their exit but thats asking a bit much.

i do know this much, "i am afraid our ECU's will be fully operational when our 'friends' arrive.

But first we need our own time travel methods just incase the crazy idea i gave them works

[gjustis]

K-man....any news on this one? We're waiting on the edges of our chairs here in Motown....the chilly, snow-covered edges of our chairs.....

[Kevin K]

not really, havent heard from them except for one thing, They were nice enough to send me a home photo. Have no idea why.

Next time i am going to try and get their entry coordinates.


lovely place, too bad there are such wierd people in it

[Cliff Roswell]

Not a whole lotta water on that planet, far as I can see...

BTW: I know this is a little off topic, but I love the "Shocked" smiley. So hilarious! which is followed natually by

--Cliff