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Ok this is going to sound weird but we have major problems. I thought i was
getting IM'd by Rich DoGo but instead it was some alien ghost, claiming he is
working for Dr. Shandor and Gozer. He asked me to help. Wasnt to intelligent
though.I pulled a lot of information out of him, even know their date of attack.
i am a bit worried that he might hack here though so we have to be careful. The
WHITE RABBIT was a tracking program disguised as an uploader. He is telling the truth the tracker reported space and quantumm distortion. My guess is that this galaxy will intersect ours this friday, and if the blow the ecus it will release enough energy to hold their galaxy in place to allow them to take over the earth.
Without further interuption here is the transcript

::incoming message, origins unknown::

amseroo77: ::accept, High security standards

no, we just don't want you to trace us

amseroo77: cant be too careful, just wanted to make sure

oh you will be sure. you're one of those sub creatures?

amseroo77: sub creatures? uh Rich is that you

i'm afraid not, my employeer has asked me to tap into one of your earth communication devices. otherwise the transmission would take months.

amseroo77: then who is this and who is your employer

my real name is unpronounceable. You may call me Zondervan. My employer is Dr. Shandor

amseroo77: Ivo shandor?

oh so your tiny mind has heard of him

amseroo77: I thought he was dead

brilliant, isn't he?

amseroo77: brillant maybe depending if you consider insanity brillancy
amseroo77: either way
amseroo77: so where has Doc set up practice this millenia

your primitive sub creatures couldn't comprehend his abilities. His employeer can. Just up the sharp, steep mountain from here.

amseroo77: wait he has an employeer too, sounds like a big pyramid scandal, best get out before you lose it all

Pyramids? No, we didn't build those. Crop circles we know something about. Yes, their is always a big boss.

amseroo77: so to what pleasure do i owe this transmission

it is your pleasure...to serve us. My bosses need more subjects. You will help us free them.

amseroo77: let me guess you want me to pull a peck

If that is how you turn off your containment system, then yes.

amseroo77: oh thats right your an alien

Plus we want the codes to the ECU in NY.

amseroo77: you dont know about pecker

actually by your standards I am a ghost.

amseroo77: even better
amseroo77: well let me see

i live to serve my masters. i do their bidding like your prisioners will

amseroo77: well lets see for NY the code is...now grab a Pencil
amseroo77: or what ever kinda writing utensil you have on..
amseroo77: where are you from again

i see. it will be stored in one of my two etherial brains. The other side you might call it.
a big left past the Crossrip

amseroo77: which crossrip would that be

their are too many to tell you here.

amseroo77: well by our measures what quadrant of the mi;lky way are you

if you help us, perhaps my employer will give you a space time map.

amseroo77: well that sounds like a nice little Christmas present,. lets see
amseroo77: 1
amseroo77: 2
amseroo77: 3
amseroo77: 4
amseroo77: 5
amseroo77: that order

the code seems too simple.

amseroo77: Bet youd never guess it

you may be right. if you're lying, you will be the first victim when we intrude into your world, Ever meet a terror dog?

amseroo77: No, but my friends have, they say the smell like burnt canine when fried by a protonic blast

that is an unfortunate side effect

amseroo77: Unfortuneate
amseroo77: well when do you plan to try the code id be glad to help

really? Dr. Shandor has some questions. I have the list. you can answer them

amseroo77: well i cant answer them if you dont list them

glad you will cooperate. or we would have to kill you

amseroo77: wouldnt want that

how's the trap work? we may need to network them. when we release your prisoners, they may not make it through the rift all at once

amseroo77: thats a hard one, because it is hard to get into all the details on such a complicated device
amseroo77: since your are otherworldly you might not be able to visualize all the componets

you can send the schematics. we have one of your traps, its very old

amseroo77: when did you get it, maybe i can help you then

in your earth year, 1984 AD. it was left behind by one of your bosses

amseroo77: and picked up by yours

actually no. since many of our slaves were free of your grid system, they brought it to us.

amseroo77: of course
amseroo77: Hows Volguus doing anyway

how do you know of him?

amseroo77: Volguus, or should i call him Gozer never met him, heard he dropped in on NYC 20 years ago but got shut out

:bows before the name: Yes, the master comes in many forms. She is very well, needs our subjects
when will they be released?

amseroo77: well we are closed for a few days for the holliday season, i need two keys to open our local unit, the subcreature JOSH should be back Friday so we'll try then, When are you to try and open the NY containment unit

Yes, Josh will serve us well. On your calendar, the 365th day of the year.

amseroo77: what a coincidence thats friday

time is of the essence.

amseroo77: If you want i can execute a program to try to establish an uplink with your computer
amseroo77: or what ever device you may be using
amseroo77: to send scematics

:laughs: computer. you sub creatures are far behind us technologically. You may try, our systems should decipher it

amseroo77: Execute:: WHITE RABBIT
amseroo77: ...
amseroo77: ...
amseroo77: Established::Please Wait . . .
hmm it is processing

amseroo77: i must look through my files quickly

your loyalty is commendable. Gozer will be pleased.

amseroo77: http://gbparts.danawheels.net/graphics/stefan/1.jpg
http://gbparts.danawheels.net/graphics/stefan/2.jpg
http://gbparts.danawheels.net/graphics/stefan/3.jpg
http://gbparts.danawheels.net/graphics/stefan/4.jpg
http://gbparts.danawheels.net/graphics/stefan/5.jpg

amseroo77: these are dimension schematics
amseroo77: http://gbparts.danawheels.net/graphics/stefan/15.jpg
http://gbparts.danawheels.net/graphics/stefan/16.jpg
amseroo77: if these suit i can get more

i see them. my workers are processing them. this should be enough for now. When we come, we will spare you. As you will be needed again.

amseroo77: ::processing::
amseroo77: glad to help, see you friday, Mums the word

your defection should please my employers

amseroo77: now you are in the milky way right, wanna make sure i know where to look

Milky Way? ::pulls up 4D star charts::

amseroo77: ::processing::

Ah. no, we are in a galaxy in another dimension that "sometimes" intersects yours.
we will call for you when we come

amseroo77: gotta love quantumm theroy

Dr. Shandor does. though i do like knowledge

amseroo77: gotta love the internet too

i am sure you sub creatures in the 21st century do. wait until your world evolves

amseroo77: ::processed::
amseroo77: well it sounds like we wont get the chance
amseroo77: well some of us anywat

i don't know their plans yet. undoubtedly many of the subcreatures will have limited access to the evolved technology

amseroo77: how is your planet this time of year anyway, maybe i'll have a visit
amseroo77: We have a frozen precipitate of the dihydrogen oxide coating over most of the continent,
amseroo77: quite cold here

that can be arranged. a terror dog could bring you here. Its good, we control the weather. slimy and wet.

amseroo77: you oughta come here with the group on firday experience our climate

we might before they do what they want. control your weather

amseroo77: you really should have checked out the planet before makin the plans

oh my, you may be right. it is not our place to question them.

amseroo77: thats ok, got to do what you got to do

though since you are a cooperative human, i may make a suggestion

amseroo77:a sugestion to me?

to Ivo or Gozer. :bows:

i must go now, i am being summoned. you have been helpful.

amseroo77: no problem
amseroo77: see ya friday
amseroo77: let me break connection first

we will talk before then.

amseroo77: Execute::FOLLOW THE WHITE RABBIT
amseroo77: ...
amseroo77: ...
amseroo77: ::link disconected::

amseroo77: later
amseroo77: Zondervan

we have monitored your actions. Good bye for now Kevin

amseroo77: HASTA LA VISTA

Adiós

I will keep up the ruse aas long as possible but we need a plan and fast. If we can prevent a catastrophe long enough for the galaxies to unintersect we should be fine.

Just to make sure i am in no way a defector. But i am a pretty good spy if i do say so myself

I get the uhhh...the uhhhhhh hell I just get the packs charged and waiting!

and Kevin good job..keep it up.


Disturbing thing is baltimore city has a building constructed by Shandor in it.

Better make sure your grid security is up to date
unfortuneatly we are understaffed here, but i think we might have a plan.

All: It was weird, least on my end. I was on the whole time using my own account. I know it wasn't a possessive situation. Will and I were talking at the time. They do have advance technology so who knows how they got through. Maybe we'll find out.

Later on Zondervan tried to talk to Kevin again, At the time I was talking to Kevin and it appeared my IM froze. Unfortunately Kevin had a problem on his end and had to restart his computer which broke the connection. I have taken security measures to protect my computer. Last night I called into Corp and the guys are doing some checking.

In the end it may be them testing us. Should any of them show, will they be rude in for a rude awakening. A plan is in the making just in case. If this goes anywhere, this case file will become classified.

This morning we'll be running systems check, all the latest security protocols will be in placed.

I get back from Vacation and now this!

This reminds me of the time I had a nightmare that Rich and I confronted Shandor in Gozer's realm. Bot that was a wild dream. I feel asleep while chatting with Rich online...wait that was a dream right?

in this buisness who knows

Still no further contact.

Cant wait for the next "CLose encounter of the Third Class"

Wow, they never talk to me. If they did I would tell them to hold on so I could put on my uniform. That is if I was at the office. Then I'd get the guys or one of you.

First ghosts, now aliens?!? Wonder if we can call in Duke Nukem to help clean house?

And New Years Eve...what with that slammin' party, with all the hot chicks and cool music I had planned.......uhhh...yeah....

*sighs* Yeah right - I'll be on high alert!

Hey dont give up the hot chicks and music, just keep you particle accelerator ready, however, i think we got it covered ourselves.

All the more interesting things to go on.. Good thing I didn't have a lot planned for New Year's...

Kyle what are these "Hot Chicks" you are talking about?

PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE PARTICLE THROWERS. YEAH KEV WHAT HOT CHICKS IM SINGLE SO I WOULDNT UNDERSTAND

i have news from the world of gozer. seems like they figured out about new years and have cancelled their run, thought their entry would kill to many of their future slaves.

heres the transcript

Unknown entity: ::incoming transmission, origins unknown::
amseroo77: Hey Z
Unknown entity: who?
amseroo77: Zonderban
Unknown entity: oh, not sure who that is
amseroo77: so who is it
Unknown entity: you are the subcreature Kevin?
amseroo77: yes
Unknown entity: I don't really have a name, I'm just a messenger of my masters
amseroo77: o
amseroo77: ok
Unknown entity: i do their bidding, never questioning them.
Unknown entity: I was sent to to tell you they will not be coming today. whatever that means
amseroo77: is that all
Unknown entity: let me check my manifast
Unknown entity: ::checking::
Unknown entity: ahh yes, their is more
amseroo77: well...
Unknown entity: oh right. it says that they found out its a holiday on your planet
amseroo77: how convient
Unknown entity: my interdimensional translator seems to be malfunctioning. what is that word, convient?
amseroo77: a mispelling, i meant convienient
Unknown entity: oh. as they told me in this manifest, very large groups will be gathering in your cities to celebrate the coming of the new year.
amseroo77: yes correct
amseroo77: im surprised Dr. Shandor didnt realize it
Unknown entity: they are concerned that our entry into your world ::reading:: may cause millions of their subjects to die.
amseroo77: how thoughtful
Unknown entity: i do not think that's the reason. if you sub creatures die, their will be no slaves to do their bidding
amseroo77: of course can't have that
Unknown entity: also many of our subjects ::reading:: are still prisoners in your protection units.
Unknown entity: No. ::reading:: grids
amseroo77: i was not given a proper time
Unknown entity: i only tell you what i know. which means i am not privy to the information and its probably not the proper time.
amseroo77: i c
Unknown entity: don't rest easy human. Gozer will come and she won't be alone.
amseroo77: im here to help
Unknown entity: oh
amseroo77: how many more
Unknown entity: let me see if i can find out. :;accessing::
Unknown entity: the number can range from 500,000 to 1,000,000 hetacapates.
amseroo77: im not familar with that term
Unknown entity: oh ::processing::
Unknown entity: on your world, 250,000 to 500,000 specters, ghosts, demons, torgs, slubs, zuuls, and however many terror dogs come with them.
Unknown entity: hard to say really.
amseroo77: lovely
amseroo77: now when again
Unknown entity: i do not know, i suppose when i know, you will
amseroo77: fine
Unknown entity: you will wait for the sign or someone will contact you. i do not know how it will work. i am not privy to that information. and this will be my first forray onto Earth
amseroo77: acceptable
Unknown entity: i usually just make them sandwiches. which requires a lot of work. have you ever killed a torg?
amseroo77: i haven't had the pleasure
Unknown entity: it can be quite tiresome.
amseroo77: i bet
Unknown entity: ::reading:: i forgot page ::unable to comply::
Unknown entity: II, yes page 2
amseroo77: clairfy
Unknown entity: its a note from dr. shandor
amseroo77: oh the good doc
Unknown entity: he said they are still studying their plans on your entrapment devices. some of the materials are not available on our world.
amseroo77: i cannot help u there
Unknown entity: i am sure we will find them, Gozer and its dominion has conquered many worlds.
amseroo77: alright
Unknown entity: will you be happy to see those worlds?
amseroo77: of course
amseroo77: i have some flier miles saved up
Unknown entity: i do not know what that means. it will be glorious when we ride the terror dogs. or when you do. i will probably have to walk on foot
amseroo77: sounds good
Unknown entity: do you have a message for them? I must be going, I have to hunt down the torgs.
amseroo77: no mssage at this time
amseroo77: *message
Unknown entity: good, then let us bow in the masters name before we go
amseroo77: :: bow:: (and puke)
Unknown entity: ah ha good. ::bows:: Somehow you will be contacted again.
amseroo77: alright
Unknown entity: slavareck* ::static:: *goodbye
amseroo77: goodbye
Unknown entity: ::transmission ends, replaced with a large, foreign symbol::


Sounds like we need to double trap production. next time i am going to try to get all the information about their entry so that we can set up what i like to call, "Endor ender"

Heh....naw, even if I HAD been 'drafted' last night, no huge loss - I was kidding about the big party! I spent New Years with my family, 'I, Robot,' 'Collateral' and a whole lot of sparkling white grape and berry juice! Hey, the people feel better knowing the guy with the positron collider is a tea-totaller!

...Though I may have to get Dr. Venkman to take me along with him the next time he heads out to California. Looking at how HE spent New Years there, he'd be the man to teach me how to PAR-tay!

Heh....naw, even if I HAD been 'drafted' last night, no huge loss - I was kidding about the big party! I spent New Years with my family, 'I, Robot,' 'Collateral' and a whole lot of sparkling white grape and berry juice! Hey, the people feel better knowing the guy with the positron collider is a tea-totaller!

...Though I may have to get Dr. Venkman to take me along with him the next time he heads out to California. Looking at how HE spent New Years there, he'd be the man to teach me how to PAR-tay!

Oh boy...let's just say that it'll probably take about a week to fix the damage to GBCentral West...Dr. Venkman's parties get extremely...rowdy.

(Not looking forward to going over that expense report with Mister Tully...not after all the money we've spent having to put the place back together after that September incident...)

Close call there...especially as some of us here in California, England, and the Home Office had dealings with Gozer's minions just seven months ago (the case file is partially released, and available at http://www.freewebs.com/chroniclesofgozer )